Pros memes
Jan. 28th, 2008 06:19 pmBodie's full of himself ... Doyle's just happy.
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Princes. Kings. Toffs.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Two years ago, 21 May 1977, Wembley. Could have been the treble.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
What kind of a nancy question is that?
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?
Liver sausage.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Not that I know of.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
No, probably want to punch me, or fuck me. Or both.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Does the Cow miaow? (I got this from that American cop show, the one with the good-looking blond bloke and that other one who are in each other's pants all the time).
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Better ask Doyle, he goes down there more than me.
9. DO YOU COOK/BAKE?
Open-air fry-ups me speciality.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL?
Weetabix.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Do I look like a Philistine?
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
I tell you, sometimes I don't know my own strength.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?
Rum'n'Raisin. Rum especially.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Hair, lips, arse.
15. RED OR PINK?
Pink, ducky.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Too clever by half.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Doyle. He left 10 minutes ago.
18. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
See answer to 17. above.
19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Radio Three. So?
20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?
Black
21. FAVOURITE SMELLS?
Cordite. Bacon. Doyle.
22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Betty.
23. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Cricket at the Oval. Football at Anfield. Boxing on telly.
24. HAIR COLOUR?
Dark.
25. EYE COLOUR?
Stunning
26. FAVOURITE FOOD?
Vindaloo
27. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary endings
28. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Escape from Alcatraz
29. SUMMER, WINTER, SPRING OR AUTUMN?
Summer
30. HUGS OR KISSES?
Don't be such a girl.
31. FAVOURITE DESSERT?
Jam Roly Poly.
32. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Pass.
33. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Do what?
34. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Was in the pub.
35. FAVOURITE SOUND?
Golly ecstasy. Helicopters.
36. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Rolling Who?
37. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Kalahari Desert.
38. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Birkenhead Municipal Hospital.
39. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO READING?
Yours.
40. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
Don't know, some bloody idiot broke my watch.
Princes. Kings. Toffs.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Two years ago, 21 May 1977, Wembley. Could have been the treble.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
What kind of a nancy question is that?
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?
Liver sausage.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Not that I know of.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
No, probably want to punch me, or fuck me. Or both.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Does the Cow miaow? (I got this from that American cop show, the one with the good-looking blond bloke and that other one who are in each other's pants all the time).
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Better ask Doyle, he goes down there more than me.
9. DO YOU COOK/BAKE?
Open-air fry-ups me speciality.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL?
Weetabix.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Do I look like a Philistine?
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
I tell you, sometimes I don't know my own strength.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?
Rum'n'Raisin. Rum especially.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Hair, lips, arse.
15. RED OR PINK?
Pink, ducky.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Too clever by half.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Doyle. He left 10 minutes ago.
18. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
See answer to 17. above.
19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Radio Three. So?
20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?
Black
21. FAVOURITE SMELLS?
Cordite. Bacon. Doyle.
22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Betty.
23. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Cricket at the Oval. Football at Anfield. Boxing on telly.
24. HAIR COLOUR?
Dark.
25. EYE COLOUR?
Stunning
26. FAVOURITE FOOD?
Vindaloo
27. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary endings
28. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Escape from Alcatraz
29. SUMMER, WINTER, SPRING OR AUTUMN?
Summer
30. HUGS OR KISSES?
Don't be such a girl.
31. FAVOURITE DESSERT?
Jam Roly Poly.
32. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Pass.
33. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Do what?
34. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Was in the pub.
35. FAVOURITE SOUND?
Golly ecstasy. Helicopters.
36. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Rolling Who?
37. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Kalahari Desert.
38. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Birkenhead Municipal Hospital.
39. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO READING?
Yours.
40. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
Don't know, some bloody idiot broke my watch.
1. Le weekend
2. Naked Match of the Day
3. Custom paint job on the Harley D.
4. My Remington shaver. A thing of beauty (thanks, Victor).
5. Cowley's away.
6. Won £40 on the 3.30 at Aintree.
7. Murphy lost £40 on the 3.30 on Aintree.
8. Starry night, walk along the river, held hands.
9. Clean sheets.
10. Bodie. A thing of beauty
2. Naked Match of the Day
3. Custom paint job on the Harley D.
4. My Remington shaver. A thing of beauty (thanks, Victor).
5. Cowley's away.
6. Won £40 on the 3.30 at Aintree.
7. Murphy lost £40 on the 3.30 on Aintree.
8. Starry night, walk along the river, held hands.
9. Clean sheets.
10. Bodie. A thing of beauty
So go on then, someone do them the other way round *g*