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merentha13.livejournal.com I saw an empty spot on the calendar and we just can't have a day without Pro's - so I hope no one minds that I slipped in here...
Shopping Days, or Doyle the Copper Felt Up by M Fae Glasgow
I've recc'd this story before - but it's worth a second look. M Fae Glasgow has a unique style and take on the Professionals. While I don’t always agree with the way she portrays the lads, she does a delicious sarky Ray Doyle. AND HE"S WEARING TIGHTS!!!
…not that the elf viewed it quite the same way. The elf was here on sufferance, extreme sufferance, in his opinion. He was supposed to be undercover, but in this costume he felt more exposed than covered. What a rotten fucking way to spend his first Christmas in CI5! The aggrieved thought soured through his mind. But the Cow had spoken…Keep your eyes peeled, he’d been told. More like keeping his arse peeled in this bloody outfit.
TIGHT TIGHTS!!!
the pristine clarity of the picture that left not a single doubt in the mind of the viewer that here was Raymond Doyle, street rat, former hard-nosed policeman, boxing coach to wild and wooly teenagers, CI5 agent extraordinaire, in his other guise, a.k.a. Mr. Ray the nice elf, done up as the proverbial fairy. Immortalised for all eternity, in glorious colour, photographed from behind, caught in a pose of Betty Grable proportions, straightening the seam on those sodding tights… Doyle wolved off in search of his soon-to-be-late and unlamented partner.
With Doyle’s explosive temper and run away mouth at its worst, a lecherous store manager, a child questioning Ray’s gender and a smirking Bodie we don’t have a warm-hearted, family style Christmas story here! If that’s what you’re looking for, this is not for you! If you’d like to warm some other parts, read on!
(and did I mention the tights??)
Shopping Days, or Doyle the Copper Felt Up by M Fae Glasgow
I've recc'd this story before - but it's worth a second look. M Fae Glasgow has a unique style and take on the Professionals. While I don’t always agree with the way she portrays the lads, she does a delicious sarky Ray Doyle. AND HE"S WEARING TIGHTS!!!
…not that the elf viewed it quite the same way. The elf was here on sufferance, extreme sufferance, in his opinion. He was supposed to be undercover, but in this costume he felt more exposed than covered. What a rotten fucking way to spend his first Christmas in CI5! The aggrieved thought soured through his mind. But the Cow had spoken…Keep your eyes peeled, he’d been told. More like keeping his arse peeled in this bloody outfit.
TIGHT TIGHTS!!!
the pristine clarity of the picture that left not a single doubt in the mind of the viewer that here was Raymond Doyle, street rat, former hard-nosed policeman, boxing coach to wild and wooly teenagers, CI5 agent extraordinaire, in his other guise, a.k.a. Mr. Ray the nice elf, done up as the proverbial fairy. Immortalised for all eternity, in glorious colour, photographed from behind, caught in a pose of Betty Grable proportions, straightening the seam on those sodding tights… Doyle wolved off in search of his soon-to-be-late and unlamented partner.
With Doyle’s explosive temper and run away mouth at its worst, a lecherous store manager, a child questioning Ray’s gender and a smirking Bodie we don’t have a warm-hearted, family style Christmas story here! If that’s what you’re looking for, this is not for you! If you’d like to warm some other parts, read on!
(and did I mention the tights??)
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